“Merii Kurisumasu” (means Merry X-Mas in Japanese)

As I get ready to celebrate another sunny Southern California Christmas… I can’t help but reminisce about my days in Japan, especially Kyoto.

The shrines, temples, bridges, and most importantly, the cherry blossoms… which bloom as soon as Winter is over!

But yes, Winter is just beginning! And you know what that means? It means that it’s time to fill up the tub and indulge in a long, hot, refreshing bath!

Thanks to Get Fresh and their splendid Memories of Kyoto Set… you can sit back, relax, and dream about your visit to Japan. And while you’re doing that… I’ll be packing my bags for my red carpet return back home.

Sayonara sweetheart! xo

All I Want For Christmas is Jimmy Stewart…

During the holidays I simply CANNOT live without watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” at least 5 times on television. It inspires me to get out there and find the perfect gifts for my loved ones… in order to renew their spirits AND their skin.

Thanks to Viva Swag and SpaRitual, Holiday shopping has never been easier! It’s a Wonderful Life! Eco-Luxury Holiday Gift Set will bring peace, harmony, and silky skin to whoever is lucky enough to receive a present from me.

All I ever wanted for X-mas was Jimmy Stewart.

Viva Wish List!

That’s right! The holiday season is here. Better get a head start telling your loved ones what you want, rather than receiving a stock gift… you know, another picture frame or cheap lotion.

Speaking of lotions, my all time favorite scent is vanilla. How I adore that smooth, creamy, delectable aroma. The holidays are a time for indulging… so why not indulge in a gift that will elegantly caress your skin, as well as entice your senses.

Bonjour L’Occitane and thank you for your Vanilla Shea Star Kit.

Not only does it make me reminisce about my days of frolicking in the provinces of France… but it makes me feel and smell absolutely divine.

Au revoir stale skin.

To cleanse?… OR to stuff?

THAT is the question. And believe me, it’s NOT a trick question.

It’s that dysfunctional time of year again. When Americans have a valid excuse to stuff their faces and pass out at the end of the night without even cleansing their ever so delicate skin! Where is the shame? It was probably forced down with that last bite of pumpkin pie!

Speaking of pumpkin pie… you don’t have to wait until Thanksgiving to indulge in your love for pumpkin. MyChelle Dermaceuticals Creamy Pumpkin Cleanser is available all year long!

Pumpkin is an antioxidant that strengthens the skin and aids exfoliation. Pumpkin pie is a dessert that satisfies your taste buds for 5 minutes and piles on tons of calories.

Team Edward!

The day has finally arrived! No, I’m not talking about getting a complete makeover by Moi. (I am highly in demand this time of year and there is a waiting list.) I’m talking about the holy day in which “New Moon,” the second installment of the “Twilight” saga is out on the big screen. Don’t be ashamed… I know you have been dying to feast your eyes upon that grade-A meat of a man.

If you’re a TRUE fan… I know you will be excited to try the limited edition Twilight Venom by DuWop. I’ve come across many good collaborations, but Stephanie Meyers and lip plumping go hand in hand.

And by the way, if you’re lucky enough to shake my hand, know that you are shaking the hand that transformed Edward into the sparkly vampire that he is today. I love my job! xoxo

Ode to My Feet

It’s that chilly time of the year again… When Fall is finally kicking in and Winter is just around the corner. You know what that means? Besides, buying yourself a new winter wardrobe… it means that your poor feet will be requiring some maintenance. That’s right. Of course you can always hide them in a pair of socks and those horrible looking things called Uggs… but who are you fooling? If your name was Takahatchi, your feet would be hydrated and supple all year long… but unfortunately it isn’t… and I bet they’re a little dry and crackish. But never fear… Takahatchi and Calendula Foot Balm by Kneipp will pave the path for your beautiful feet to walk upon. Equipped with Calendula, Sweet Almond Oil, and Rosemary, this rich and hydrating balm will rejuvenate your footsies and leave them happy. And when you’re feet are happy… they’ll take you places you’ve never been. Trust me… I’ve been to them all.

Too much estrogen… not enough Takahatchi

And here I thought… I was a diva. The women here at Viva Swag have been driving me crazy! If it wasn’t for my wise beauty picks, or as Farrah likes to call them, “secret weapons”… these broads would find ways to include me in on their drama. But then again, Viva La Drama!!! When you’ve got a handful of frisky ladies, PMS, and a full moon, the only thing to do is bust out the 100% Pure Dark Chocolate Mocha Shower Gel. Made with antioxidant rich dark Belgian chocolate and organic Hawaiian Kona coffee… you can get your fix without the caffeine and calories. Best of all, 100% Pure products are 100% natural and free of chemicals and unhealthy toxins, just like myself. Too bad I can’t say the same about others. Hmmmppphhhh!