Ode to My Feet

It’s that chilly time of the year again… When Fall is finally kicking in and Winter is just around the corner. You know what that means? Besides, buying yourself a new winter wardrobe… it means that your poor feet will be requiring some maintenance. That’s right. Of course you can always hide them in a pair of socks and those horrible looking things called Uggs… but who are you fooling? If your name was Takahatchi, your feet would be hydrated and supple all year long… but unfortunately it isn’t… and I bet they’re a little dry and crackish. But never fear… Takahatchi and Calendula Foot Balm by Kneipp will pave the path for your beautiful feet to walk upon. Equipped with Calendula, Sweet Almond Oil, and Rosemary, this rich and hydrating balm will rejuvenate your footsies and leave them happy. And when you’re feet are happy… they’ll take you places you’ve never been. Trust me… I’ve been to them all.

You WANT to be noticed, right?

In that case… let me advise you. Being born backstage, gave me, THE all-knowing Takahatchi, an all-access pass for life. Don’t fret my dears, for I will guide you on your path… Just make sure you’re wearing comfortable, yet fashionable shoes, such as these darling Adidas by Stella McCartney.

My trip to Greece was very successful! The magnificent bride looked absolutely divine, (with my help of course). Her wedding theme was based on “Old-world glamour and luxury.” And with that simplicity in mind, the only makeup I needed to apply on her flawless face consisted of: a little bit of gloss, a light foundation, Glamour Eyes by Sugar Cosmetics, and Lola Loves Lashes classic cake mascara to her already dreamy eyes, which I made dreamier.

Trust me, you don’t have to be named Lola to get whatever you want.

But it would help if you were named Takahatchi. *Wink*

And as for my assistant, she greeted me with open arms and The Beatles, as she picked me up from the airport, which made it harder to guilt trip her about her absence.

“All You Need Is Love.” Very true. All you need on the path to love, an amazing black mascara.

Haik-Who???

NO. Haiku. A type of poetry from the Japanese culture. Combining content and language in a meaningful and compact form: 17 syllables in a matter of 3 lines, while painting a mental image for the reader.

Takahatchi is always ready for a challenge… making the impossible, possible… the ordinary, extraordinary… and the dull, ever so dainty.
Online shopping is too bland and humdrum. With Viva Swag, online shopping is stimulating and suspenseful… similar to what is found inside my head.

And now, please take a moment to read my exclusive poetry, which I have dedicated to Viva Swag.

Oh Cordless Trimmer.
Precision Blades Like Fine Teeth.
Grow Facial Hair, Grow.

Nourishing Foot Cream.
Thick, Rich, and Very Dreamy.
Thank You Gilden Tree.

And last but not least.

Beauty Is Power.
The Feng and Shui Will Agree.
Love, Takahatchi.

FOUNDATION ALWAYS!

I AM TAKAHATCHI. Fashion and beauty are my constant gift to humanity. Blog with me and learn the secrets of the stars - How I have personally made over the faces of virtually EVERY major celeb in Tinsel Town. How more than one celeb has left me only to return when their careers came crashing down along with their body parts. I, TAKAHATCHI, rejuvenated their faces and their careers. I can do the same for you!

The first lesson from the master:

FOUNDATION ALWAYS!

Beauty is like a tender butterfly that lights upon a passing leaf. The ying and the yang the feng and the shui the bread and the butter. And then you breathe too heavy like my dull assistant and BAM it flies away! You're fired, assistant! Where was I? Yes, the leaf is the foundation for the butterfly which creates the perfect balance for beauty. Foundation must be in perfect balance, for upon it sit the fabulous colors of the butterfly. And you, my precious, are my butterfly.

Start by applying a little SMASHBOX COSMETICS HIGH DEFINITION FOUNDATION and voila, the caterpillar becomes the butterfly. Now, you're hot, hot, and I mean H.O.T. You understand? Good! You are a fast learner! Now, if only I could find an assistant as smart as you...