You WANT to be noticed, right?

In that case… let me advise you. Being born backstage, gave me, THE all-knowing Takahatchi, an all-access pass for life. Don’t fret my dears, for I will guide you on your path… Just make sure you’re wearing comfortable, yet fashionable shoes, such as these darling Adidas by Stella McCartney.

My trip to Greece was very successful! The magnificent bride looked absolutely divine, (with my help of course). Her wedding theme was based on “Old-world glamour and luxury.” And with that simplicity in mind, the only makeup I needed to apply on her flawless face consisted of: a little bit of gloss, a light foundation, Glamour Eyes by Sugar Cosmetics, and Lola Loves Lashes classic cake mascara to her already dreamy eyes, which I made dreamier.

Trust me, you don’t have to be named Lola to get whatever you want.

But it would help if you were named Takahatchi. *Wink*

And as for my assistant, she greeted me with open arms and The Beatles, as she picked me up from the airport, which made it harder to guilt trip her about her absence.

“All You Need Is Love.” Very true. All you need on the path to love, an amazing black mascara.

Not ALL Islands Are Created EquaL.

So I decided to grace the Cyclades Islands with my presence. Well actually, I was flown to Mykonos to beautify a beautiful young lady, a devoted client of mine, in preparation for her Mediterranean wedding.

I am thrilled to be in Greece. Too bad my assistant decided not to come! Hmmmpphh! She wants to spend every moment with this new man in her life, whom I STILL haven’t met and given the Takahatchi seal of approval. Who in their right mind would pass up overtime pay and a FREE opportunity to accompany their amazing boss while indulging in the breathtaking sights and plate breaking sounds of this exotic destination? Her loss.

I guess that’s what true love does. I understand. Because that’s exactly how I feel about my Korres Ultimate Men’s Tool Kit. With roots in the oldest homeopathic pharmacy in Athens, Greece, Korres Natural Products’ approach to skincare is “based on the guiding principles of Homeopathy, and draws on natural ingredients blended with science for gentle, skin-friendly methods and true results.”

I thank Korres, for treating my body ever so kindly. And I thank Ouzo, for allowing me to forgive my love-struck Lotus Blossom. OPAHHHHHHH!!!!!!