Too much estrogen… not enough Takahatchi

And here I thought… I was a diva. The women here at Viva Swag have been driving me crazy! If it wasn’t for my wise beauty picks, or as Farrah likes to call them, “secret weapons”… these broads would find ways to include me in on their drama. But then again, Viva La Drama!!! When you’ve got a handful of frisky ladies, PMS, and a full moon, the only thing to do is bust out the 100% Pure Dark Chocolate Mocha Shower Gel. Made with antioxidant rich dark Belgian chocolate and organic Hawaiian Kona coffee… you can get your fix without the caffeine and calories. Best of all, 100% Pure products are 100% natural and free of chemicals and unhealthy toxins, just like myself. Too bad I can’t say the same about others. Hmmmppphhhh!

His own personal Angel

I woke up Thursday morning to such disappointing news. My assistant and I were on the east coast for the weekend (celeb. emergency), when she told me that my amazing flat hair iron was dead. That was disappointment #1. Then when I was manually styling my hair, staring in the mirror, I noticed some Breaking News in the reflection. THE Smooth Criminal himself was pronounced dead, along with the moisture and shine in my hair.

My little Lotus Blossom and I were extremely upset to also learn that THE Glamorous Farrah Fawcett had also passed. That same morning. THE definition of a 1970's ultra-feminine icon. An inspiration to beautiful women everywhere. Including me.

Three disappointments in the matter of an hour.

The highlight of my day was when L. Blossom found the perfect replacement: A Verseo Ceramic Pro flat iron. If only she had discovered this amazing product sooner. At least my precious hair wouldn't be as depressed. I ordered three, then as I continued staring at the messy haired man in the mirror, I remembered M.J.'s lyrics: "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change."

I just have to wait a couple days until my Ceramic Pro arrives.