Back in February, 50 models sparkled down the runway at Bryant Park to celebrate Barbie’s 50th birthday. Fifty of America’s top fashion designers created signature looks for Barbie’s runway show, and yours truly was invited to display his makeup artistry.
Talk about high maintenance models. Almost as high maintenance as my gorgeous pink hair.
All these young girls had to do was show up, get dolled up, and prance around in specially dyed Barbie Pantone 219 Christian Louboutin stilettos.
But noooo! These models couldn’t care less about their glamorous wardrobe, dazzling hair, and bewitching makeup… compliments of moi, and the new Barbie Loves Stila line, equipped with 3 sultry Smudge Pot shades and an All Day Waterproof Liquid Liner.
All they cared about was being chosen to make their appearance with the one and only male model at the show, aka Ken, aka the anatomically incorrect boy doll.
Hmmph! I’ve never seen sooo many plastic pleading tears begging to be seen with this sterile looking pretty boy in my life.
At least the liner was waterproof.
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