… And I demand respect.
My IQ is above and beyond, along with my looks. Therefore I have been in high demand these last couple of weeks, and Thank Buddha, I’m finally off that mosquito infested island, that is… Aristotle’s private “paradise. ”
Not only do I thank Buddha for being off that disgusting piece of real estate, I’d also like to thank the wonderful world of Kabuki for influencing me from the tender age of 3. It allowed me to master the cosmetic arts as well as staged productions. So you see, if it hadn’t been for my fashion styling, beauty makeover, and dramatic interpretation of the famous Kabuki, “Kenuki”, Kip would have never been able to escape Ari’s stale smelling mansion and creepy island either. I never wanted to be his savior (I helped him develop a terrific disguise), but I was promised a lavish trip to a Parisian Hideaway, equipped with my own hot pink jet. Being a genius has its perks.
Which brings me to Karl.
“… It’s not that I’m too bossy, but as far as I’m concerned, I see it one way and not in another way.” A quote by the OTHER Genius, Karl Lagerfeld, who by the way, turned a glorious 76 years old today and deserves perks as well.
So, I asked my darling assistant to overnight him the Japan Travel Kit by Red Flower, because the divine products are created to release the flow of vital energy in the body, which he needs. Also, I’ve mentioned it twice and I’ll mention it again, ALL good things come from Japan.
Now I’m off for some body rehab with Jack Black’s Scrub & Muscle Soak… the OTHER Jack Black (i.e. not the actor). I thank Kip for all these knots in my body (it was quite a fiasco getting him off the island). I hope my exaggerated theatrical movements paid off…
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