To cleanse?… OR to stuff?

THAT is the question. And believe me, it’s NOT a trick question.

It’s that dysfunctional time of year again. When Americans have a valid excuse to stuff their faces and pass out at the end of the night without even cleansing their ever so delicate skin! Where is the shame? It was probably forced down with that last bite of pumpkin pie!

Speaking of pumpkin pie… you don’t have to wait until Thanksgiving to indulge in your love for pumpkin. MyChelle Dermaceuticals Creamy Pumpkin Cleanser is available all year long!

Pumpkin is an antioxidant that strengthens the skin and aids exfoliation. Pumpkin pie is a dessert that satisfies your taste buds for 5 minutes and piles on tons of calories.

Team Edward!

The day has finally arrived! No, I’m not talking about getting a complete makeover by Moi. (I am highly in demand this time of year and there is a waiting list.) I’m talking about the holy day in which “New Moon,” the second installment of the “Twilight” saga is out on the big screen. Don’t be ashamed… I know you have been dying to feast your eyes upon that grade-A meat of a man.

If you’re a TRUE fan… I know you will be excited to try the limited edition Twilight Venom by DuWop. I’ve come across many good collaborations, but Stephanie Meyers and lip plumping go hand in hand.

And by the way, if you’re lucky enough to shake my hand, know that you are shaking the hand that transformed Edward into the sparkly vampire that he is today. I love my job! xoxo

Ode to My Feet

It’s that chilly time of the year again… When Fall is finally kicking in and Winter is just around the corner. You know what that means? Besides, buying yourself a new winter wardrobe… it means that your poor feet will be requiring some maintenance. That’s right. Of course you can always hide them in a pair of socks and those horrible looking things called Uggs… but who are you fooling? If your name was Takahatchi, your feet would be hydrated and supple all year long… but unfortunately it isn’t… and I bet they’re a little dry and crackish. But never fear… Takahatchi and Calendula Foot Balm by Kneipp will pave the path for your beautiful feet to walk upon. Equipped with Calendula, Sweet Almond Oil, and Rosemary, this rich and hydrating balm will rejuvenate your footsies and leave them happy. And when you’re feet are happy… they’ll take you places you’ve never been. Trust me… I’ve been to them all.

Too much estrogen… not enough Takahatchi

And here I thought… I was a diva. The women here at Viva Swag have been driving me crazy! If it wasn’t for my wise beauty picks, or as Farrah likes to call them, “secret weapons”… these broads would find ways to include me in on their drama. But then again, Viva La Drama!!! When you’ve got a handful of frisky ladies, PMS, and a full moon, the only thing to do is bust out the 100% Pure Dark Chocolate Mocha Shower Gel. Made with antioxidant rich dark Belgian chocolate and organic Hawaiian Kona coffee… you can get your fix without the caffeine and calories. Best of all, 100% Pure products are 100% natural and free of chemicals and unhealthy toxins, just like myself. Too bad I can’t say the same about others. Hmmmppphhhh!