I woke up Thursday morning to such disappointing news. My assistant and I were on the east coast for the weekend (celeb. emergency), when she told me that my amazing flat hair iron was dead. That was disappointment #1. Then when I was manually styling my hair, staring in the mirror, I noticed some Breaking News in the reflection. THE Smooth Criminal himself was pronounced dead, along with the moisture and shine in my hair.
My little Lotus Blossom and I were extremely upset to also learn that THE Glamorous Farrah Fawcett had also passed. That same morning. THE definition of a 1970's ultra-feminine icon. An inspiration to beautiful women everywhere. Including me.
Three disappointments in the matter of an hour.
The highlight of my day was when L. Blossom found the perfect replacement: A Verseo Ceramic Pro flat iron. If only she had discovered this amazing product sooner. At least my precious hair wouldn't be as depressed. I ordered three, then as I continued staring at the messy haired man in the mirror, I remembered M.J.'s lyrics: "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change."
I just have to wait a couple days until my Ceramic Pro arrives.
15 years ago